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So, there I was, enjoying the atmosphere of a new restaurant, when I look to my right, and not more than ten feet away from me is Orlando Bloom. Man, he is HOT! I know a lot of people don't like facial hair, but he pulls it off. The best part of dining at the same restaurant as him was when I was using the restroom, someone tried to get in. When I opened the door, I saw Orlando, walking away in clear frustration that I was in his way. So far, this is the best celebrity sighting for me. A close second being Scott Weiland.

Also, Hollywood stars really do like slutty blondes.