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So Jeff won't shut up about those "True" adds where a cartoonishly attractive woman seductively advertises that you'll get to have sex with her if you join an online dating community. Now, as Jeff has pointed out, these adds are super offensive. But now they've taken on a creepy tone. Have you seen the ones that move? So far I've seen one where a big breasted brunette adjusts her cowboy hat, and a beach blonde seductively caresses the sand. Except that her arm doesn't really move naturally. It mostly looks like her arm detaches itself at the elbow and slides back and forth, hovering just above the sand. As if to say, "Look what I can do?" I think these are supposed to increase the "come hither" looks in their eyes, but it mostly looks like they're having a seizure.

Seriously, what will advertising do next?